if you like me you must not know who I am
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Randomize
