I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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