He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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