I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
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