They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
