I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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