Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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