Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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