I'm really into asian looking animals
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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