Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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