arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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