Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
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