But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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