I'm laying in your front yard are you home
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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