Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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