Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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