so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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