i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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