Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do you have feelings for this penis?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
There are leaves in my underwear?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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