you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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