He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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