i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize