IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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