Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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