I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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