she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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