Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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