Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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