theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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