Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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