Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
