You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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