Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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