Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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