she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
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