Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Randomize