you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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