Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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