At least make sure they are 18
Why
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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