Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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