i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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