Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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