Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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