The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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