Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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