Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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