I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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