you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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