they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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