At least make sure they are 18
Why
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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