how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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