i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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