What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Can Purell be used as lube?
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Less talking, more tequila
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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