I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
There r osticjed everywhere
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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