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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
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